Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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