my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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