Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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