walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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