bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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