what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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