but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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