i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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