One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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