its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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