Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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