No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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