do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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