if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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