Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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