She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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