U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she smelled like a LAN party
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
