life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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