And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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