do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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