Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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