grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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