we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
