he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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