this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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