The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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