i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
