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I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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