Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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