: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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