is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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