What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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