worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
