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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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