Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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