so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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