I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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