I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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