How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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