Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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