i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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