Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.