its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.