This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.