let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?