plz talk dirty to me
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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