Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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