found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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