I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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