"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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