Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Couch. On fire.
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