Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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