Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
not ubering you a puppy
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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