three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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