I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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