The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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